Friday, May 8, 2009

Feyz Mehri – Official Biography

Feyz Mehri - born in the mountains were mortals dare not stray - was the second child of the God and Goddess Truth and Justice. Thrown out of the heavens when she was just a babe by her spiteful and ugly older sibling the Banshee she was lost to her immortal family. Fortunately, Feyz was found by a kindly, childless and somewhat elderly farming couple in the hillsides close to the heavens and the couple adopted the babe as one of their own.
At the age of seven her adopted mortal land experienced civil strife. Just a child Feyz chose to enlist in the army and whilst in the service single handedly saved her small kingdom from being ransacked by brutal invaders. Lauded as a hero amongst her people the King rewarded her by making her the betrothed of his heir the Good Prince of Topbicepians (or as he was more commonly known amongst friends, Hugh Jackman).
While growing up in the court of the King she was trained in the arts of being both Queen and Warrior. Her intelligence and skill coupled with her remarkable beauty made her renown through all the lands of the world. An asset to any kingdom, she was lauded as the Queen of Queens and one of Who’s most intriguing people of 45 BCE. She was essentially a very well liked individual.
And as her incredible feats grew to be more remarkable her name was eventually heard even by the Gods. Many of the Gods embroiled in damning PR scandals thought it may be a good publicity move to do a Photo Op with the woman who was getting more praise and worship then they were. But on the day the Photo Op was to occur the Banshee - recognising Feyz Mehri as her long lost sister – kidnapped the Queen of Queens.
Luckily the valiant Prince Topbicepian noticed his betrothed’s absence and gave chase. Unfortunately in too hastily giving chase he neglected crucial safety procedures and fell off his horse which instantly killed him. Luckily where he fell was close to where Feyz Mehri had escaped from her captors, and she instantly found her true love’s horse and body. Unfortunately after finding her true love’s body she was too shaken to finish her escape.
Lying down next to her true love she screamed at the injustice of it all. Her father being the God of justice felt a deity cringe of a job not well done, and feeling bad about his lack of professionalism on the job sought to redress the justice he had denied. They agreed that as Feyz Mehri had gotten such a bad deal in this incarnation of her existence she should be reborn again.
Reborn in the year 1990, Feyz Mehri’s recent incarnation was born as an over-indulged member of the middle class. Enjoying films and books, she hopes to one day also follow her dreams of being a ballerina.

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